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REDNECK MURDERS - Are hard to solve because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records .


TAGS: redneck murder dna dental records
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I luvs me a good redneck joke and even moe a good redneck murder...yee haa! 5L jus cuz it's redneck worthy.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


True Love -




OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: pistorius gun murder wife
Rating: 4.67/5

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MashiMashi - February 18, 2013, 10:02 pm
Rise of the CYBORGS
Brawler - February 15, 2013, 10:22 am
Oscar said in court: "I wanted to take her out, so.... I took her out":D
ughomer - February 14, 2013, 4:31 pm
How profound is this???


MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.47/5

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astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm
awesome
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm
Brillant.


VEGANS SAY MEAT IS MURDER - I say, "Touch my steak and I'll stab ye in the eye with a fork."


TAGS: vegan meat murder
Rating: 4/5

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Carmelita - June 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
How would you like to be tortured in a factory farm? You my friend, have no idea of how it is to suffer. You only think of what pleases your taste buds. That's very sad.
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:25 pm
I say: "I didn't know I'd left any witnesses alive"


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

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CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


It's a beautiful day -




AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?




FEMALE NINJA ASSASSINS - Don't mess with them, they'll kill you and can't be seen


TAGS: ninja assassin murder scene stupid blind arse
Rating: 1.46/5

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Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh, I see, the woman with the gun is an innocent bystander


Bacon fight! -


TAGS: robbidos bacon meat is murder
Rating: 4.91/5

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trbecome - July 26, 2013, 11:43 pm
Gruesome. I wonder who won that one.


TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: murder trust true love money
Rating: 4.5/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 9:34 am
you gotta l5ve this one :)


MURDER - and u thought humans were scary


TAGS: murder
Rating: 3.9/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:45 am
Nice. Cannibalistic gummy bears! 5L


MAKE HIM A CAKE - with arsenic.


TAGS: murder housewife turngay
Rating: 3.58/5

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Zcorrecttheory - October 12, 2011, 1:21 am
With jello puddin pops?
ribas - October 11, 2011, 7:06 pm
Yes please. Put me out of my misery. ;P


Meat is murder -




KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!




DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
Damn, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


AMERICAN JUSTICE - It puts you to bed when you are naughty


TAGS: electric chair execution prison death murder death penalty lethal
Rating: 1.17/5

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HAHA - August 9, 2009, 1:46 pm
Screw leaving them in prison for life. You pay for that shit. Light up the chair let them feel like there victims did if only for a couple of mins.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:37 pm
Actually the death sentince is alot easier on criminals than life because a life sentince is torture 4 them therefor, we should ban death sentince to watch em suffer though their jail lives (im not actually a cruel person but its true)
Fatty - February 4, 2009, 3:24 pm
ZINNNGGG!!!!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 3:22 pm
Speak of the devil...
Scorpio7 - February 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
Admin should NOT ban him. They should LETHALLY INJECT him.
jt - November 3, 2008, 9:05 am
Stop rigging the vote. This is NOT a top rated motifake. Admin should ban you.
Lethal Injection Guy - October 5, 2008, 7:27 am
I'm only the electric chair guy if you committed your crime before 1998, otherwise i'm the lethal injection guy
Charles - October 4, 2008, 6:50 pm
Sometimes it's fun to goto bed when you are naughty! Is this EC Guy?


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TAGS: lol guns murder beratta gun pistol simple simplicity
Rating: 2.92/5

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Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
A .45 Long colt? That is your carry? May I ask what that ammo is in?
TheReverend - July 10, 2009, 4:49 pm
45 LC. Personally my choice for carry. A bit heavy but it stops 'em cold.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:01 am
I will not rate this one. It is a gun poster, thus I feel it s/b 5/5. However, a Beretta 90's series? Really? That s/b a 1/5. Should have been a Sig, HK, or at the very least a Glock. 9mm aren't as deadly as a .44 or even a .357.


PILLOWS - Comfortable enough to lay your head on, Strong enough to silence that annoying bitch beside you. God Bless Lime.


TAGS: pillow death kill murder haha
Rating: 3.71/5

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Grim R@per - July 23, 2010, 2:48 pm
Please refrain from bashing someone's poster until you can correctly spell "After". Thank you.
getreal - July 23, 2010, 2:45 pm
you ruined the whole thing by putting words arter PILLOWS. seriously, none of that was funny, not even for a morbid freak like me. it was just lame. Show some class and just leave it at PILLOWS.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 12:36 pm
5L. Pssssst... use quicklime. Lime preserves a body.


EVIL OVERLORD -


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!


AMANDA KNOX - But her room-mate doesn't answer the door...




CORPSE DIEM -




DOING IT RIGHT -


TAGS: newspaper thief murder she wrote
Rating: 4.94/5

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Iconoclast - July 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Maybe .... just maybe ..... your newspaper isn't being stolen. Maybe you forgot to send in the check to renew your subscription. Great poster, anyway.


I LOVE ANIMALS - Meat Is Delicious. Murder Is Delicious!




RELIEF - That single glorious moment the anxiety fades once your team figures out where to hide the bodies.




NUNS - We were wrong to fear the zombies.




Wiarton Willie -


TAGS: groundhog shadow weather prediction murder
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 12:13 pm

-22 here in beautiful downtown Cheyenne this morning. 10" of snow on the ground and more expected. And I'm cooking red and green chili for 500 for Friday night (charity event).
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:39 am
-20?!?!? In the words of Lewis Black, “That is not weather - that's an emergency condition!" With all due respect that is the only reason I don't want to move to Canada. The wife would mind, but I've got Mediterranean blood coursing through my veins.
MissPriss - February 4, 2014, 2:06 am
Hate...that's such a strong word. I don't hate ya, but I'd be watching your sunburnt back if I were you...teehee.
vulture - February 3, 2014, 4:53 pm
Well, that's the opposite of what we have here: 24C degrees.Just over 75F for those who prefer 'old money'.... Sun shining. Gentle breeze. (Ya hate me now, don'tcha?)
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 7:51 pm
You lucky dog...-20c or something here!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:47 pm
Winter? What's this winter you speak of? Lol. It's FINALLY raining in California. Hopefully, it'll do some good.


KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!


TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am
DAMM! HE BE HAVIN BOTH ONE OF DOZE HATZ AND A TIEZ!


RESERVE -


TAGS: reserve killer forest murder
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - March 15, 2012, 7:28 am
Very Good 5L


REVENGE - Better served naked


TAGS: naked girls murder
Rating: 3.74/5

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Me_ - December 23, 2009, 12:26 pm
Makes it so you do not have to bring a change of clothes.


Body was Dumped -


TAGS: murdered jogging trail dumped body
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 6, 2014, 4:58 pm
5'd and faved
GaryO - January 6, 2014, 8:50 am
Good'n here, Ism.
Reality Lord - January 5, 2014, 9:32 pm

huge lolz...loved it
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 5:17 pm
OMG! You too huh? New Year resolutions my a**!


ESPN Coverage -


TAGS: patriots murders espn tim tebow
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 28, 2013, 7:36 pm

I will concede, no way can I compete with Airman.
GaryO - June 28, 2013, 7:25 pm
OK, I’m hooked. These have taken the place of my daily comics (the news), only problem is I keep trying to make the banner scroll….


#notmyprimeminister -


TAGS: trudeau sharia canada murder
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2017, 2:53 pm

sounds about right
Reality Lord - February 7, 2017, 2:53 pm

wishful thinking on your part. he backtracked quickly when he got called out on it. he said it.
JesusWept - February 7, 2017, 6:50 am
Maybe it was just alternative facts XD
CloudchaserS - February 7, 2017, 5:19 am
In trying to verify that, I did find an article on the Toronto Sun's website that says he did, but I also found an article saying that he backtracked http://www.macleans.ca/general/trudeau-backtracks-on-honour-killings-remark/
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2017, 4:37 am
He was probably defending the reputations of barbarians.
Reality Lord - February 6, 2017, 2:33 pm

yes...he really said that. go google it.
JesusWept - February 6, 2017, 1:39 pm
Did he actually say that? He strikes me as a quite sensible person.


GREEK FIRE - Where is your Zeus now?


TAGS: greece greek protest fire eeuu anarchist rebel underage murder teenager police
Rating: 1.95/5

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LogicDude - December 11, 2008, 2:29 pm
You made me ROFL at that you Pun-Master you!


WITH A LIGHTSABER - You can get away with everything




HUNNY HIGH -




WHY WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM SO FAR FROM HOME -


TAGS: mothers of the disappeared u2 torture murder tyranny
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm
Greatness


FAMILY TIME - Let's go on a PCP fueled killing spree!


TAGS: humor family drugs murder
Rating: 3.1/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 10:16 pm
When I saw the pic, they just looked crazy to me. I didn't even have to tweak it. These people aren't having a wholesome good time; they're all on something.
Roamer - August 10, 2008, 8:00 pm
MWLF FTW


SORRY - We're out of business. We weren't allowed to use the cats


TAGS: murder burger
Rating: 2.93/5

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David A - February 15, 2010, 12:45 pm
Leave it to PETA to ruin a good furburger!


MURDER -




*TACKESTAB* - Is the appropriate response.


TAGS: paris hilton kill maim stab murder mutilate dismember destroy die
Rating: 1.67/5

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Claire - October 2, 2009, 8:17 pm
What's a tackestab?
WTF - October 2, 2009, 5:33 pm
FAIL!


innocence -


TAGS: murder guilt death
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:53 am
Thought this 5ince I was five years old. “Mommy, they're going to murder that man because he murdered???"
GaryO - March 25, 2014, 9:55 am
See. This is where my minds goes after another Sho stopper. I claim the fifth.
GaryO - March 25, 2014, 9:54 am
Then you wake up, finding yer face glued to the writing pad on yer roll top desk from the deep REM enhanced drool due to passing out after killing yet another fifth…..
GaryO - March 25, 2014, 9:54 am
And if you don’t do it, somebody else will have to, making you an enabler…sorta. So you pee on the ciruit, killing yerself and freeing the poor soul, ‘cause of that technicality clause of equipment failure….cruel and unusual.
Sean - March 24, 2014, 2:26 pm
Yeahhhh, but whattayagonnado? ZAP! 5 lions with static cling. But seriously, coooool.


Zombie Games -


TAGS: psyco murder outlet
Rating: 5/5

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pieman - August 28, 2013, 9:30 am
Thx. I went and found that thing they call a life. It's overrated. I feel better here in my moticube.
Reality Lord - August 28, 2013, 7:13 am

nice to see you again :)


The Shed -


TAGS: shed murder death psychopath ponies
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - October 29, 2013, 11:33 am
This pick is from "Shed.mov" if you want to enjoy it for all its gory--duh, I mean blood and guts.
MissPriss - October 29, 2013, 11:24 am
A huge 5L thank you...always hated those cutesy little ponies! Bahamuhahaha


Tofu -


TAGS: meat is murder delicious murder
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:08 pm

NEENER NEENER
Krickit - August 6, 2013, 5:06 pm
Well yeah, that's the joke
BobbEdwards - August 6, 2013, 3:04 am
Life's a lot funnier with one.
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 12:23 pm

And I was thinking, "Now where should I put this one? Ohhhhh...TUFU!"
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 9:51 am
Roses are red, violets are blue…let’s fu
rerun - August 4, 2013, 9:38 am

You have a dirty mind, one which thinks like mine.
Zetmonk - August 4, 2013, 7:30 am
I only realised it's referring to tofu after seeing the subscript...
MissPriss - August 4, 2013, 3:52 am
Am I the only one that read her t-shirt completely wrong...I (love) To FU?


The Stranger Beside Me -


TAGS: death cheating relationship murder marriage
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 7, 2014, 10:39 am
Thank You. The military blocks shivers so I can't post them there. :(
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:35 am
5L material for sure! You are posting these at the shivers too...right?


CHERISH EVERY MOMENT -


TAGS: murder argue happy together
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Sho

MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:04 pm
Unfortunately his son Erbert fell to his death!
SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 5:41 pm
Rather than quarrel we should work together. It'll take both of us to squeeze him through the port hole.


MURDER COW - I'm telling you Frank, Murder Cow can't possibly Follow us all the way up HERE!




BAD BOYFRIENDS - "I wanna spend the rest of my life with him! The whole 2 hours...."


TAGS: van der sloot murder suspect aruba peru
Rating: 3.33/5

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colt45103 - October 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
Douchebaggery at it best...


IF I DID IT - We Wouldn't Live On A Flat Earth Any Longer!


TAGS: o j simpson murder 5 april 2010 motifake poster assignment calendar
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by forseti

Sean - April 4, 2010, 11:29 pm
Very well done. And I say that even though I don't actually believe he is guilty (nor was there a racist police attempt to frame him). And he was at the crime scene the night of ... having got a call from the actual murderer.
rerun - April 4, 2010, 11:22 pm

forseti - 5L, I had to think on this one (very tired). Getting the hang of it.


ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day!


TAGS: november challenge shakespeare lady macbeth had bad skin issues not murder issues
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:28 pm
So many doors to open...and yet, I'll just throw away my keys!
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Heheh, very good. Of course her skin is as flawed as an anorexic is overweight.


GAMES - He likes to play them




FRIENDSHIP -




FOX NEWS ALERT - I'm outraged that liberals put these murder simulators into the hands of our children, creating millions of killers.




Skittles -




IN MEMORIAM -




UGLY ART - is expensive. So how much for this hideous thing?




PRIME SUSPECT - Yellow feathers in the cat bed and bloody paw prints at the scene, Mittens was the #1 suspect in Tweety's disappearance.




Felis catus -




Dear Terrorists -


TAGS: canada terror terrorism isis murder
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

maoworks2 - October 27, 2014, 8:31 am
That's It 5L Lord .
Reality Lord - October 27, 2014, 7:46 am

the feels...they're hitting


Breaking news -


TAGS: murder cereal
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 22, 2014, 8:45 pm
A milk bath is good for your skin!
spanko - October 22, 2014, 4:09 pm
Thank you.
Iconoclast - October 22, 2014, 4:06 pm
Love it. A simple picture made by the caption. Good imagination.
Cannabal - October 21, 2014, 12:06 pm
Must have been Toucan, Son of Sam.


Vegan -


TAGS: vegan murder innocent fruit vegetables tattoo mugshot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2016, 1:24 am
He probably would get less beat up if he had a swastika branded into his forehead. :-D
JesusWept - April 2, 2016, 12:12 pm
Yes :)
mizzdizz - April 2, 2016, 11:53 am
ROTFL! This is a mug shot, right? ^!!!!!


Imaginary Friend (?) -


TAGS: imaginary friend ghost evil death murder creepy horror
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 3:59 pm
LOL thanks!
Reality Lord - March 29, 2016, 3:42 pm

i found this along time back online. creepy as shit. was waiting for something good. well done...bastard^^^^^
JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 1:50 pm
Done!
MissPriss - March 29, 2016, 1:48 pm
Shivers?
JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 1:33 pm
Thanks :))
lgvernon - March 29, 2016, 1:32 pm

Wunnerful!


Slaughter -




Encumbrance -


TAGS: psycho murder mistress adultery marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 10:54 am
Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll have to try one of the upscale brands like Folgers since I'm such a fancy and sophisticated person myself.
mizzdizz - March 2, 2016, 2:06 am
I make a lousy crutch. Coffee is supposed to help relieve the itch a little bit...... coffee is the cure for ANYTHING!!!! Even Mondays!!LOL!!
Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:02 am
Thanks mizzizz. I can always count on your support. Can I use you as a crutch? Now that I'm off crack I need a crutch.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:14 pm
HAHAHA! First of all the poster--very funny! definite ^! It takes awhile for some to understand genius--- excellent response! I was ROTFL!!!
GaryO - February 25, 2016, 7:36 pm
takes considerably more time to find genius
Pushkin - February 25, 2016, 11:20 am
It takes a while for some to understand genius.
Rick69 - February 24, 2016, 2:43 pm
Alright, this got me...


Road To Perdition -




Forgetfulness -




Sisters -




Child At Heart -


TAGS: child heart murder psycho freezer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 5:46 pm
Doing my best to be just that. Thanks ;)
concern3 - March 29, 2016, 5:28 pm
UP yours, You are a sic man
JesusWept - March 29, 2016, 1:34 pm
Thanks you!
lgvernon - March 29, 2016, 1:33 pm

Epic!


HE'S NOT ALONE -


TAGS: oj simpson acquitted murder guilty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:37 pm

I get that all the time.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:26 pm
You're getting me EXCITED!!!!!
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:24 pm

My vassals will accompany you to the rack. Not the one with a mattress; the one with turnbuckles and ropes.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:18 pm
I beg forgiveness...
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 7:15 pm

Tsk Tsk. Never poke a mod. Fabulous turns to f$@ked in the blink of an eye.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:57 pm
Glad you liked it! (It was "fabulous," before I was forced to alter it.) But it's OK...
lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 6:42 pm

Fabulous! Welcome aboard!


Sleep When You're Dead. Let's Go Fishing -


TAGS: godfather fredo fishing murder
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blacktime

JesusWept - June 16, 2016, 5:30 pm
Don't forget the Hail Mary XD ^^^^^Up


Murder, like potato chip, cannot stop at just one. -


TAGS: murder chips
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blacktime

JesusWept - June 12, 2016, 10:26 am
JASON!! My old buddy :D


I'm just a shy guy -


TAGS: murder hoarder
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spanko

mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:37 pm
'I fall to pieces...' (patsy Cline) 'Come and take another piece of my heart now baby...'(Janice Joplin) ROTFL!


Suspect Zero -




Sociopath -




Murder -


TAGS: beat murder anorexia fat obese
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - October 25, 2016, 6:51 pm
Or lethal injection. With a whale harpoon XD
mizzdizz - October 25, 2016, 6:36 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Pre-meditated, multiple attempts. It'd be The Chair for him, but they'll have to build a new one! ^!


Intruder -




MANNERS -




degrees of murder -




Morbid Thoughts -




At The End of the Day -


TAGS: love romance hopes dreams murder
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

GaryO - May 25, 2015, 11:13 am
Mighty fine, this'n. Yessir.
mizzdizz - May 25, 2015, 9:52 am
Excellent, Oldsod! Luuuv it! 5 goth lions!


Murder She Wrote -


TAGS: murder love dating breakup psycho
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 25, 2014, 12:43 am
Thank you. :)
Reality Lord - March 24, 2014, 12:01 pm

real nice. think abiout dropping this one over at shivers.would go well there.


Someone Asked Me -




Morbid Fascination -


TAGS: morbid fascination murder axe calendar
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 10, 2016, 8:39 am
Thanks :)
MissPriss - March 9, 2016, 11:16 pm
Door handles. They can hurt lik...ohhhh shiny! Sorry I mistaken my train of thought for a comment...teehee. Nice one Jeebus.


'Til Death Do Us Part -




BARBIE - Snapped -




HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER -


TAGS: how to getaway with murder
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by ThatKoffeeBurns

MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 10:12 pm
Yep!


DRUM MAGAZINE - The Magazine Preferred By All The Deranged Mass Shooters In America


TAGS: shooters killers murderers guns bullets
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:20 pm
Cause people don't kill people, its the drum magazines.


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